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I looked at tutorials.
Studied welcome posts.
I wondered if a where with all
Among the throng of Hosts
Would really truly
with all the links
I lingered on the front page.
And looked at all words
then a sudden impulse
led me on a rage.
A rage of clicking links and tabs
Then I came to see.
That kat is truly awesome
and a place for me.
Well fellow katians other intrepid visitors and general people of Planet Kat I came up with the idea of a link to an idiot proof Welcome fun page.
Call it a work in progress or even the ramblings of an Idiot. YES I did get that cheevo.
So without further fanfare and no distractions please allow me to present why Kat is so
There will be no index.....spend too much time looking for an index when all I need is a Hotline to the awesomeness.
So what do we have ?
Well we have Dance.....
Yes everything from EDM to Disco and other assorted get up and
go with the flow items to generate that Happy Feet syndrome so popular with penguins.
Due to copy right violation I must apologise that the Penguins were not available but this is Kat and I assure you we can find something.
Please give a warm hand for Fabulous Dancing Cow
There is a place for Tutorials.....
Damm that word sounds so much like hard work and the death of braincells as we
struggle with WTF and I don't get it issues.
However Kat has you covered....TUTORIALS is not homework....NO.
It is a place to learn cool stuff so as an example have a look and now tell me you do not want to learn how to do this kinda awesomeness. This guy downloads and uploads in one very cool fluid demonstration.
Now tell me that is not a cool.....the full video tutorial is available for the ridiculous cost of only 50 Katazon rep points...
Sorry? Oh you did not get the memo from ZombieQueen111.34K Damm.
OK.....New Kat action programme......leave comments to your movie downloads and then enter the AV scores to win more points. Otherwise just PM ZQ for the full details.
Right then moving along as we have lots of ground to cover.
The Movies...yes we have them. I could waste time trying to copy/paste the main page but hey..
We know where that is already so let me just add this wonderful image that basically says it all. Short quick and Direct. That is just the right entry ticket to the section if he hasn't lost it again.......So for Batman fans yes we do have the Joker.
The comments section is of course excellent. It is that place we go to and do the following as a form of Love Praise and encouragement to those wonderful people that did the tutorials and upload their creations. Just like Boobies they come in all shapes and sizes from the discreet and sensitive 480's right thru the full range of 720's 1080's and today them mega blockbuster 4K's that just just burst out with a welcoming grab me kinda ...... well you get the picture.
Well as i said it is a work in progress so books and other odds n sods need to be covered.
BUT......in the meantime I think the awesomeness is beginning to come thru...So, click a torrent link phone the Pizza guy go to the fridge for a cold beer sit back relax and watch a Movie and share that pizza with a friend.
just remember the comments section for fantastic Kat awards and katazon points to gain access for cool items.
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