On what might be the worst planet in the universe, a young man dreams of the stars. Adventure! Lasers! Women! And the ultimtate goal - to become Elite! Unfortunately, Misha has to do his chores first. And learn how to talk to Phoebe, the beautiful customs officer. And leave the planet. But the death of a famous author unexpectedly drags Misha and Phoebe into a system-wide conspiracy, complete with smuggling, international art thieves, multi-system corporations, canapés, and exploding pigs. This is Misha's chance to prove he has what it takes! After all, surely anyone can be Elite if they dream.